“Warning”: This shirt is 100% factually incorrect… and that’s why it’s hilarious. Everybody’s seen the viral meme claiming Mother’s Day has the lowest crime rate in America because all the moms are busy at brunch instead of committing their usual crimes. It’s fake. Zero evidence. Pure internet legend. But dang if it isn’t funny. This shirt celebrates the glorious tradition of sharing completely made-up statistics that somehow feel 100% true. Perfect for Mother’s Day, sarcastic dads, meme lords, and anyone who loves a good dad joke disguised as a sociology lesson. Wear it loud. Spread the fake news responsibly. Educate the public… with laughter.
normal fit
| B | C | A | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch | 27.99 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 7.48 inch | 25.98 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |