Ever feel like life’s too short for kale smoothies and endless gym sessions? Slip into our cheeky “Health Nuts” Long Sleeve Tee and let the world know you’re with team “live a little”! Featuring the hilarious Redd Foxx quote: “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing” boldly printed in playful, retro-inspired fonts on super-soft, premium cotton that’s as comfy as your favorite guilty-pleasure snack. This cheeky tee is perfect for lazy Sundays, coffee runs, or gifting to that friend who’s always preaching about superfoods (we won’t tell if you add a donut with it ). Available in sizes S-3XL, with a classic fit that flatters everyone—because who says sarcasm can’t be cute? Grab yours now and wear your witty wisdom proudly. After all, laughter is the best medicine… or is it pizza? You decide!
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.48 inch | 17.99 inch | 24.49 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 25.47 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 26.5 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.46 inch | 26.97 inch |
| 2XL | 31.5 inch | 25 inch | 26.5 inch |
| 3XL | 31.97 inch | 27.48 inch | 27.99 inch |
