Reagan warned us… and now it’s literally dripping with blood. “The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English:
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”Creepy horror-movie lettering with fake blood running off like a bad B-movie slasher. Perfect for patriots who know the real monsters wear suits, carry forms, and say “I’m here to help.” Wear it and watch bureaucrats cross to the other side of the street.
normal fit
| B | C | A | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17.99 inch | 6.22 inch | 27.99 inch |
| M | 28.98 inch | 20 inch | 6.5 inch |
| L | 30 inch | 21.97 inch | 6.97 inch |
| XL | 30.98 inch | 23.98 inch | 7.24 inch |
| 2XL | 31.97 inch | 7.48 inch | 25.98 inch |
| 3XL | 32.99 inch | 27.99 inch | 7.72 inch |
| 4XL | 33.98 inch | 30 inch | 7.99 inch |
| 5XL | 35 inch | 31.97 inch | 8.46 inch |
