Tired of spending hundreds on Christmas gifts? Problem solved. One wear guarantees awkward silences, dramatic exits, and zero pressure to buy Aunt Karen another scented candle she’ll never use. It’s not just clothing–it’s family-budget liberation. Grab yours now and make this holiday season the cheapest one yet. WARNING: May cause permanent disinheritance.
Other features: The vintage-weight cotton and classic fit give it a lived-in, cozy feel that layers easily under a cardigan or over a flannel. Artwork on the front evokes a warm communal meal, inviting slow conversation and shared recipes. It’s built to hold its shape: ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tubular knit reduce stretch and waste while keeping the silhouette neat. Wear it on cool fall nights, during holiday dinners, or whenever you want an easy piece that reads nostalgic and genuine.
Product features
– Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
– Tubular knit without side seams reduces fabric waste
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
– Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; heathers mixed)
– Classic fit with sewn-in label; note: runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: medium heat
– Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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